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Teachers on patrol 5/24/2005 Teacher: I hope I didn’t just see you looking at Susan’s paper, Raymond! Raymond: I hope so too, teacher! <br> <br> <br> Teacher: Vincent, not to be presump 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
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class room tales 5/24/2005 Teacher: Gill, use the word ‘contrive’ in a sentence. Gill: When George gets his license, he contrive! <br> Teacher: Charlotte, use the word ‘donate’ in a senten 0 Comments, 135 Views, 0 Votes | |
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funny man with no bad habit 5/20/2005 Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when 0 Comments, 383 Views, 0 Votes | |
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medical pioneer 5/18/2005 “Nobody lives forever, ” the doctor said to his patient. <br> “Mind if I try, ” came the reply 0 Comments, 155 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Curious Minds 5/18/2005 I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets? <br> Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? <br> I always wanted to be some 0 Comments, 180 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pragmatic Gifts 5/18/2005 At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. <br> “Don't you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweler. <br> 0 Comments, 161 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Heaven Can Wait 5/18/2005 A man trying to understand the nature of God asked him: “God, how long is a million years to you?” <br> God answered: “A million years is like a minute.” <b 0 Comments, 294 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Job Interview 5/16/2005 At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asked the young engineer out of MIT, "What starting salary are you looking for?" <br> The engineer decides to shoot for the moon, 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Crazy Drivers 5/14/2005 As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. <br> Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Stephen, I just heard on the news that there's a car 0 Comments, 174 Views, 0 Votes | |
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practice eater 5/14/2005 “Charlotte, you’ve had two pieces of pie and I think that’s enough sugar for one day, ” said the father to his . <br> “That’s funny, ” she 0 Comments, 189 Views, 0 Votes | |
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THINGS I'VE LEARNED ALONG THE WAY 5/7/2005 I've learned not to be desperate when searching for things cuz i end up settling 4 something less. i've learned 2 be careful abt the decisions i make in life cuz they not only affect me but tho 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Simple Things! 9/25/2004 Simple Things, Simple Things , Simple Things, Men wrinkle their noses @simple things, Be it saying Thanx @ the grocery store or Helping a Neighbour out with His lawn or Hugging a Once in a 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Devil In The Church. 8/9/2004 Devil In The Church <br> One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were 0 Comments, 491 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dont make me Bible Belt You! 8/9/2004 A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. "I'll make a deal with you, " said his father. "You bring your 0 Comments, 218 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Jesus and The Robber. 8/9/2004 One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!''while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again he heard the same thing, ''Jesu 0 Comments, 731 Views, 0 Votes |
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