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The funniest thing 3/1/2006 The truth is I have no article for you to read but I just read the funniest profile I have ever seen in all my life. It belongs to Gavin Stuart Murray of Melbourne Australia We Australians may be a 0 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What do men prefer 2/28/2006 outgoing, vivacious women or quiet, gentle types? 0 Comments, 284 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cooking 2/27/2006 RECIPE: BACON STUFFED SHROOMS WITH A KICK <br> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* <br> INGREDIENTS: 4 slices bacon 24 medium mushrooms (about 1 1/2 lb 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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the male ego 2/27/2006 A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want." <br> He grabbed the book out of her han 0 Comments, 56 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Time of crisis 2/27/2006 A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. <br> "Madam, " he said in a broken voice, "I wish t 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Found on tombstones 2/27/2006 Interesting True Tombstones! <br> * Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. <br&g 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Questions about pregnancy 2/27/2006 Here are a few answers to commonly asked pregnancy questions by both men and women. First, the questions from women: <br> Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 is enough. 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Funny taglines 2/27/2006 Funny Taglines * A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. * On the other hand, you have different fingers. * Ben Kenobi at the dinnertable: Use the FORKS, Luke! * He does the work of 3 Men. 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Train drivers announcements 2/26/2006 Enjoy this list of actual announcements that London tube train drivers have made to their passengers: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Driving in New York 2/26/2006 not to be taken seriously: Rules for Driving in New York City <br> * When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow oncoming traffic to pass. <br> * Never, ever, stop 0 Comments, 18 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Honeymoon prank 2/26/2006 Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of practical joke was played upon them. Now ready to be married himself, he was dreading the 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top 10 signs the pilot is drunk 2/26/2006 Top Ten Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk 10. Introduces himself as "Captain Morgan" 9. You open overhead luggage compartment and find him taking a nap. 8. Giggles anytime someone says, "cockpit" 7. Your f 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives 2/26/2006 Thanks to Dianna for today's list! 26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives: 1 The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other do 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Without glasses 2/23/2006 My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty. The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely And so does my lawn. I think I might never... <br> ..Put 0 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Reason For Everything 2/23/2006 THERE IS A REASON FOR EVERYTHING Our Father knows what's best for us So why do we complain We always want the sunshine But we know there must be rain We love the sound of laughter and the 0 Comments, 19 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The heart is deceitful 2/22/2006 A man saw a group of little boys sitting in a circle with a in the middle. He asked them what they were doing with the dog. One little fellow said, "We ain't doing nuthin' to the dog. We're 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Stop and smell the roses 2/22/2006 stop and smell the roses, and see what GOD has done. look unto the clouds, put your face toward the sun. just stop and smell the roses. watch the birds as they come to your window sill each day, en 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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not again 2/22/2006 A mother went to wake up her for church one Sunday morning. <br> "I'm N O T going, " the firmly stated. <br> "OH yes you are!" retorted the Mom. <br> "Give me on 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Interdenominational joke 2/22/2006 There were four country churches in a small Alabama town: The Presbyterian church, the Baptist church, the Methodist church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squi 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Disappearing Act 2/22/2006 A woman said to her friend, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organ 0 Comments, 356 Views, 0 Votes | |
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childrens views on mum 2/22/2006 's Answers to Real Questions ** <br> The following are different answers given by elementary school age to each of the given questions: <br> <br> How did your mom me 0 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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grandfather's advice 2/21/2006 Wisdom from Grandpa * Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. * Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his s 0 Comments, 11 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Typical males 2/21/2006 Because I Am a Man * Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia 0 Comments, 27 Views, 0 Votes | |
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childlike faith 2/21/2006 were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. The following statements about the Bible were written by ... 1. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the worl 0 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes |
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