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Sleeping On The Job 7/13/2006
If you ever get caught sleeping at your desk at work you might
want to try one or more of these.
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about
in the time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't ...
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Aging 7/11/2006
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being
old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old.
Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed,
but I explained that it was an interesting question, and
I would ponder it, and let her know.
Old Age, I decided, is a gift.
I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person
I have always ...
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Fundamentals of Christianity 7/9/2006
We are bound to give thanks to the Lord because He has given
us many great gifts. Eternal life is one of many gifts He
has given us. However to obtain the gift of eternal life
one has to believe in Christ, ask forgiveness of sins, and
lay down their life for Christ. These three actions will
ensure that one receives eternal life. If any of these actions
are missing from one’s life ...
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Whats people's 'dating on line' experience? 7/9/2006
Forgive me but i am still very new to this? Call me old fashioned
but i just love the idea of bumping into my mr right on a beach
somewhere, or in the supermarket etc, looks can exchange.....blushes
appear....maybe if you're lucky the odd wink? So getting
used to fluffing my feathers in this way is something i am
suspiscious of? You think you're chatting to a genuine
28 year old God fearing ...
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Water Or Coke? 7/7/2006
This is really an eye opener, Water or Coke? We all know that
water is important but I've never seen it written down
like this before.
WATER
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that
it is often mistaken for hunger.
3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism
as much as 3%.
4. ...
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Yes it dose take all of that and much more!!!!! 7/4/2006
These days which are the last Days, we as Christians need
to pray harder fast harding, read the word of God more, and
give God our all as never before. A lot of Christians believe
that it do not take all of that, they give there jobs, friends,
family and the T.V. more time then they give God. Do not be
fooled by the devil. It is now time to put on the whole amour
of God. This day until our ...
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Isn't going against the flow tough! 7/1/2006
I'll keep this short as i know loads of words are daunting,
but i'm a young girl who loves life and enjoys all that
God has blessed us with, but i sometimes struggle between
being in the world or 'of' the world. Bad habits
are hard to put to rest and society just has so many temptations...
i feel bad and guilty a lot as i fail to resist thing many times
and although i know the theory, ...
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Something For You To Think About While I Am Gone 6/30/2006
Well almost time to hit the road again as I become a world
traveler over the summer. I catch the bus to the airport
in about 2 hours and start my journey between buses, airports,
layovers, etc for the next 30 hours after that. While I am
gone I have a post for you to think about as you walk around
in your daily lives.
In our fellowship we share our troubles and our joys, our
faults ...
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One Liners For Today 6/29/2006
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will
learn a lot today.
Time is just nature's way to keep everything from
happening at once.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires
A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
...
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Isn't Your Bag Heavy Enough? 6/29/2006
One of my teachers had each one of us bring a clear plastic
bag and a sack of potatoes.
For every person we'd refuse to forgive in our life
experience, we were told to choose a potato, write on it
the name and date, and put it in the plastic bag. Some of our
bags, as you can imagine, were quite heavy. We were then
told to carry this bag with us everywhere for one week, putting
it beside ...
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Think About It 6/24/2006
I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's
door, Not by the beauty of it all, by the lights or its decor
But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp,
the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics, the
trash.
There stood the from seventh grade who swiped my lunch
money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor who never said
anything nice.
...
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Why? 6/22/2006
What I dont understand is why do some Christians have to
wait so long to find their mates when others just have it
fall upon them without effort. I have tried for years now
to be positive but feel the older I get the less of the chance
its going to happen for me. However I have found around me
people being blessed so young with their mates. How do I
not get jealous and truley be happy for ...
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Did You Ever Hear Your Father Say This 6/22/2006
A little dirt never hurt anyone, just wipe it off.
Act your age.
Always say please and thank you - that way, you get more.
Am I talking to a brick wall?
As long as you live under my roof, you'll live by my rules.
Big boys don't cry.
C'mon, you throw like a girl.
Coffee will stunt your growth.
Could those sleeves be any longer?
Didn't your teacher learn you anything?
Do what I ...
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Some Words From The Old Man 6/21/2006
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends
a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy
earnin' his salt, that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not
for good.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the
past, but never the present.
When a man marries a woman, ...
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Can gays be christian? 6/20/2006
Here's an idea that will probably get me into trouble
here, but shouldn't. But I believe that is someone
is gay, they are in the same place as any other sinner. This
I say because homosexuality is said to be an abomination
to the Lord in the bible. And since murder and stealing and
many other things are sin, then why should churches be actually
"celebrating" their homosexuals? I've ...
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Is rock music, internet, tv from the devil? 6/19/2006
I have read and heard people say that rock music, internet,
tv as well as other things are from the devil.
I dont agree, I think everything is from God, God created
the earth and intelligent man in his image, man creates
all sorts of things out of the matter we all live in.
Take music for example, music was created by God so it is
a good thing, but anything good in the wrong hands can be ...
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Strange Fruit 6/16/2006
As I watched A Video of Touched By A Angel my heart broke and
tears streamed down my face.
The episode was about the horrible things that were done
to African Americans, particually in the South.
It was also about the incredible courage of Billie Holiday.
STRANGE FRUIT-
Southern trees bear strange fruit
Blood on the leaves
Blood at the rootBlack bodies swinging in the ...
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Entertaining Angels 6/16/2006
Angels are among us, I am sooooo sure of that.
Now don't go sending the men with white jackets to my
place, but let me explain.
Hebrews 13:2 says-[COLOR crimson] Don't
forget to show hospitality to strangers, for some who have
done this have entertained Angels without even realising
it.
After reading this last night it brought a memory back to
me.
...
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Life is a canvas, you paint the picture! 6/16/2006
Life is a canvas, you paint the picture.
This quote got me thinking, how much control do we have over
the paint brush of our life?
Life in itself is a complicated thing.
And as Christians we need to listen to God, the Master painter
of our lives.
Let me explain this a bit clearer.
We are a portrait to be painted and God is the painter.
He starts off ...
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The Best Headlines Of 2005 6/16/2006
I found some more headlines to share with you. It makes me
think that there is another job out there that I am qualified
for.
CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[ That'll stop 'em. ]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe ...
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Well It Is Almost Time To Say Goodbye 6/11/2006
Well it is almost time to say goodbye. In a few days I will
be taking a very nice vacation and flying back over to England
to see another major piece of my little bit of heaven and
that is my beautiful Katy.
I have gone from never being out of her life in any one day
to not seeing her for almost 8 months now. This is way to long
in my book but something that is out of my control. ...
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15 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife 6/9/2006
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave
her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then
she's yours. (Deuteronomy
21:11-13)
2. Find a and marry her. (Hosea 1:1-3)
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering
his flock. -Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of
the ...
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OK A Thought For The Ladies 6/9/2006
Generally not a good idea, meeting guys in a bar. It's
like going grocery shopping when you're hungry; you
bring home stuff you don't need.
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Love Is 6/9/2006
Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive
Not 2 c but 2 understand
Not 2 hear but 2 listen
Not 2 let go but HOLD ON !!!!
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Waiting upon the Lord 6/5/2006
Waiting upon the Lord
Psalm 5:1-3
Waiting can feel as if we are doing nothing. How can we stay
in a holding pattern before the Lord when we have a problem
that needs a solution, a question that requires an answer,
or an urgent decision that must be made? Yet despite the
feeling of necessity, it ...
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Why is it that people think that if you talk to a beautiful girl then you are in love with her? 6/3/2006
Hi everyone this is joyful313, i ask this question because,
there was this girl who was my friend and everytime we met
we hugged. Many people thought i was in love with her and
the always asked me about her. The other day somebody told
me that i hang with a girl who is taken(that is she has a lover)
well i said to the person that i am not in love with her we are
just friends but people ...
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BE FRUITFUL - our no 1 calling here on the earth 6/3/2006
As of God we should be living in Our Father’s presence
at all times. Before the fall of mankind in Genesis 3, God
gave us our primary instruction Genesis 1:28 “Be fruitful
and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it; have dominion
over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air and over
every living thing that moves on the earth”
Man spiritually died when they ...
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Prayer For Today 6/2/2006
Please take a moment to relax your mind and humble your heart
to focus on Christ. Allow God, to be the only person on your
mind while you read this prayer. Friends that pray together,
stay together.
Dear Lord, I thank You for this day. I thank You for my being
able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because
You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You ...
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I Met God 6/2/2006
I met GOD early in the morning
When my day was at it's best
And His presence came as sunrise
Like a glory in my breast.
All day long His presence lingered
All day long He stayed with me
Ane we sailed in perfect calmness
O'er a very troubled sea.
Other ships were blown and battered
Other ships were sore distressed
But the winds that seemed to drive them
...
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More On Friends 6/2/2006
A friend is a person with whom you dare to be yourself.
Time stands still at that glorious moment when you realize
you've found a new friend.
True friendship is a plant of slow growth.
I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our
feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can ...
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