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Things Are Not Always Black or White 7/15/2007
In life, a lesson learned in your past that you will never
forget completely. When I was in elementary school, I got into a major argument
with a boy in my class. I have forgotten what the argument
was about, but I have never forgotten the lesson learned
that day. I was convinced that I was right and he was wrong and he was
just as convinced that I was wrong and he was right. The ...
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Oxymorons 7/15/2007
* Act naturally * Found missing * Genuine imitation * Good grief * Same difference * Almost exactly * Soft rock * Passive aggression * Taped live * Clearly misunderstood * Plastic glasses * Definite maybe * Pretty ugly * Working vacation * Exact estimate
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Home Tips 7/15/2007
If silver jewellery gets black apply toothpaste and rub
it very well.
While whisking egg white, add a pinch of salt for quicker
results.
Coffee will remain fresh longer in the refrigerator.
Get more juice from a citrus fruit by warming it slightly
in the oven.
Potatoes soaked in salt water for 20 minutes will bake more
rapidly.
Store curry leaves in silver foil, it will ...
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Couch Potato Olympic Events 7/15/2007
Well it is almost time for the olympic times to start again
so i better get preparing and decide what events I will enter
this time around, cheers
1) Beating around the bush 2) Jumping to conclusions 3) Climbing the walls 4) Swallowing your pride 5) Passing the buck 6) Throwing your weight around 7) Dragging your heels  Pushing your luck 9) Making mountains out of molehills 10) Hitting the ...
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THE TOP TEN PREDICTIONS FOR 2007 7/15/2007
1. The Bible will still have the answers.
2. Prayer will still work.
3. The Holy Spirit will still move.
4. God will still inhabit the praises of His people.
5. There will still be God-anointed preaching.
6. There will still be singing of praise.
7. God will still pour out blessings upon His people.
8. There will still be room at the Cross.
9. Jesus will ...
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Those Who Touch Our Lives 7/15/2007
Every special person who touches our life leaves their
own unique mark On our heart; a mark which can never be chiseled
away even if the years Eventually pull us apart. We can take
on their expressions and such the more we share of ourselves
Together. It's those little things about another
person that can remain A part in us forever. People who we have met throughout our life become a part ...
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The U in JesUs 7/14/2007
Before U were thought of or time had begun, God even stuck U in the name of His .
And each time U pray, you'll see it's true You can't spell out JesUs and not include U.
You're a pretty big part of His wonderful name, For U, He was born; that's why He came.
And His great love for U is the reason He died. It even takes U to spell crUcified.
Isn't it thrilling and splendidly ...
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Thought For Today 7/14/2007
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There
is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether
it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month
whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time
for chocolate.
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Look Around You 7/14/2007
A very special teacher in high school many years ago had
a husband who unexpectedly died suddenly of a heart attack.
About a week after his death, she shared some of her insight
with a classroom of students. As the late afternoon sunlight
came streaming in through the classroom windows and the
class was nearly over, she moved a few things aside on the
edge of her desk and sat down there. ...
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My Daily Wish 7/14/2007
My daily wish is that we may See good in those who pass our way;
Find in each a worthy trait That we shall gladly cultivate;
See in each one passing by The better things that beautify
A softly spoken word of cheer, A kindly face, a smile sincere.
I pray each day that we may view The things that warm one's heart anew;
The kindly deed that can't be bought That only from ...
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One Flaw In Women 7/14/2007
I ran this post real early in my blogging and one of our old
time bloggers was requesting that I repost it for a lot of
the new women. I am so easy to persuade, hahahaha, here you
go sister, enjoy it, cheers. Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. ...
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Angels Explained by 7/14/2007
I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold. Gregory, 5
Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear
halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working
on it. Olive, 9
It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then
you go to heaven, then there's still the flight training
to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel
clothes. Matthew, 9
...
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A Prayer From The Heart 7/14/2007
My prayer O Lord, as I ponder your Word, breathe life through each phrase, at the start of each day.
My life's entwined with yours it does seem, and others have seen it, My eyes like a beam.
No regrets from this soul, as I confess this to you, My love has grown larger, My life is brand new.
As I open my heart, every day to your care, I know that you'll fill it, and I know that ...
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Why 7/14/2007
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic
Wins Lottery!"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips
after you use it?
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is what doctors do called "practice?"
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing ...
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We Fail to Have Enough Faith 7/14/2007
Every Christian who has prayed sincerely for the Father’s
will to be done has realized afterward that it was not always
the best for him to have his own way. We must make our requests
known, but with the plea must come a willingness to accept
God’s answer. “Thy will be done” is the shortest and simplest
clause in the Lord’s prayer, yet it is the hardest to ...
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Thought For Today 7/14/2007
There is never a right way to do the wrong thing, cheers.
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A Funny For You 7/14/2007
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties
and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness
and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed
him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have
a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond
organ, the young minister noticed A cut-glass bowl sitting
on top of it. ...
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We Will Cherish God’s Thoughts 7/14/2007
When selfishness and pride are put aside and evil thinking
is no longer a part of us, we can open our minds to God. Some
of His most precious thoughts are the promises He makes
to us–thoughts of love and peace. Before man was created
he was in the Father’s thoughts, for the Father said, “Let
us make man in our image, after our likeness.” The heavenly
Father has loved ...
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Have you ever sought advice under false pretenses? 7/14/2007
Have you ever sought advice under false pretenses?
Ten days later, the Lord gave his reply to Jeremiah. So he
called for Johanan of Kareah and the army officers,
and for all the people, from the least to the greatest. He
said to them, "You sent me to the Lord, the God of Israel,
with your request, and this is his reply: 'Stay here
in this land. If you do, I will build you up and not tear ...
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To all OWLS 7/14/2007
To all OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls)
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends
a lot on the kind of chick he marries?
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy
earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not
for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble
starts ...
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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 7/14/2007
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit
the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
you will be afraid to cough.
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables
by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about ...
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How can you help others avoid temptation? 7/14/2007
Remember that the temptations that come into your life
are no different from what others experience. And God is
faithful. He will keep the temptation from becoming so
strong that you can't stand up against it. When you
are tempted, he will show you a way out so that you will not
give in to it. Because of some long-term unwise spending habits, the
Walkers are now facing serious financial ...
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God and the Spider 7/14/2007
During World War II, a US marine was separated from his unit
on a Pacific island. The fighting had been intense, and
in the smoke and the crossfire he had lost touch with his
comrades. Alone in the jungle, he could hear enemy soldiers coming
in his direction. Scrambling for cover, he found his way
up a high ridge to several small caves in the rock. Quickly
he crawled inside one of the caves. ...
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Aging 7/14/2007
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar
home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's
office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty
as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man ...
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Chili Cook-Off 7/14/2007
If you can read this whole story without laughing, then
there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This
is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili
cook-off in Texas.
Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention
to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge
is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this
is. ...
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How important is the Bible? 7/14/2007
How important is the Bible?
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THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR. 7/14/2007
A women was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly,
the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The
flight attendant explained that there would be a delay,
and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the
plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.
The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the
lady ...
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Real Signs In Shop Windows 7/14/2007
Signs In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
In the window of an Oregon general store: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come
here?"
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from
any but their own graves."
On a Tennessee highway: "Take notice: when this sign is under water, this
road is impassable."
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"If You Love Somebody" 7/14/2007
THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free. If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours.
THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free. If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
THE OPTIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free. Don't worry, she will come back.
THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION: ...
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One-Liners 7/14/2007
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer
you live.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it
happened.
If money laundering is illegal, why do federal law enforcement
agencies permit coin laundries to thrive in every town?
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