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Grandma's Age 9/3/2007
LITTLE JOHNNY ASKED HIS GRANDMA! HOW OLD SHE WAS. GRANDMA
ANSWERED, "39 AND HOLDING." JOHNNY THOUGHT
FOR A MOMENT, AND THEN SAID, "AND HOW OLD WOULD YOU
BE IF YOU LET GO? "
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When Sadness Attacks & There is No Reason 8/27/2007
Sadness comes into all of your lives at one time or another.
The death of a loved one, the loss of a friend, an unwelcome
change in circumstance, loss of job or an injury or longtime
illness. But, when that sadness comes, and we are confused
about why we are feeling it and it lasts, and lasts more than
two weeks and we have not suffered any of the above mentioned
losses, what is it?
...
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The Cost Of Raising A 8/26/2007
I have seen repeatedly the breakdown of the cost of raising
a , but this is the first time I have seen the rewards
listed this way. It's nice, really nice! The government recently calculated the cost of raising a
from birth to 18 and came up with $160, 140.00 for a middle
income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't
even touch college tuition. But $160, 140 isn't so bad if you ...
1 Comments, 8 Views,
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The Parachute Paradigm 8/6/2007
You are one of *two* people on a malfunctioning airplane
with only one parachute. How would you react?
Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might
die on the jump anyway.
Optimist: you refuse the parachute because people have
survived crashes just like this before.
Procrastinator: you play a game of Monopoly for the parachute.
Bureaucrat: you order ...
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Life 8/4/2007
Life is a series of continous events, each of which encompasses
our daily knowledge build up.We learn from that the world
and experiences of others have to show.
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KNOWING GOD`S WILL 7/25/2007
Shalom everyone! I will list, and then go on to explain them.
1. Natural [or general] Revelation [Rom 1 :19-20]. God
the creator has used His creation to teach me. For example:
Seeing Beauty, Prayerful Quietness and Waiting on God!
2. The word of God, obviously! It surprises me how biblically
illiterate many Christians are. They will read books ABOUT
the bible, but not the word ...
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Clean Underwear 7/17/2007
Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call
the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle.
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a crestview couple that drove their car to Walmart, only
to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told
his wife ...
2 Comments, 21 Views,
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Thought For Today 7/15/2007
You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage
to lose sight of the shore.
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The List 7/15/2007
Do you have anything to be thankful for? In his classic novel
Robinson Crusoe, author Daniel Defoe has shipwrecked
Crusoe take inventory of
his life. He makes two lists. One is a list of his problems.
The other is an inventory of that for which he can give thanks.
A problem he writes is that he has no clothing. On his corresponding
list he writes that the weather is warm and he really ...
1 Comments, 6 Views,
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The 90/10 Secret Is Incredible! 7/15/2007
The 90/10 secret is incredible! Very few know and apply
this secret. The result? Millions of people are suffering
undeserved stress, trials, problems, and heartache.
They never seem to be a success in life. Bad days follow bad
days. Terrible things seem to be constantly happening.
Theirs is constant stress, lack of joy, and broken relationships.
Worry consumes time, anger breaks ...
1 Comments, 20 Views,
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Simple Rules To Follow 7/15/2007
Dear All, I'm sure u all love this, use this in life:
Talk Softly
Walk Humbly
Eat Sensibly
Breathe Deeply
Sleep Sufficiently
Dress Smartly
Act Fearlessly
Work Patiently
Think Truthfully
Believe Correctly
Behave Decently
Learn Practically
Plan Orderly
Earn Honestly
Save Regularly
Spend Intelligently
Love Passionately
Enjoy Completely
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The Bible is a Blueprint For Life 7/15/2007
“All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable
for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction
in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly
furnished unto all good works.” 2 Timothy 3:16, 17.
The Word of God must become for the men and women of the twenty
first century what it was for Protestantism through the ...
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Have You Had A "Jericho" Experience? 7/15/2007
Have you had a "Jericho" experience? Imagine
this scene for a minute. You're a captain in Joshua's
army camped a few miles outside the city of Jericho. You've
seen the thick, double-layered stone walls surrounding
the city and armed soldiers guarding every entrance. You've
heard tales of the fierce Canaanite army and their ability
to hold their ground in battle.
In the midst of all ...
1 Comments, 7 Views,
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Feeling My Age Again 7/15/2007
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting
on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:
"Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full
of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do
you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
2 Comments, 16 Views,
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What do you do in the face of injustice? 7/15/2007
What do you do in the face of injustice? Why is it that those
who get ahead always seem to be the ones who lie, cheat, and
steal? They not only get away with their evil deeds, but
their actions are admired and paraded around the world.
You sit and think about them getting their just dues and
it makes you happy. But this type of thinking is not good
for you either. What you need to do is ...
1 Comments, 11 Views,
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Is obeying God worth it? 7/15/2007
What are the benefits of obedience to God. The Pharisees
in Jesus' day obeyed the law, but for all the wrong reasons.
God looks at your heart. God wants obedience that flows
out of love for him.
God has not hidden the secret of obedience. The Lord has
already told you what is good, and this is what he requires:
to do what is right, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with
your God.
2 Comments, 17 Views,
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Have you received God's mercy? 7/15/2007
Have you received God's mercy? The essential act of
mercy was to pardon and pardon in its very essence involves
the recognition of guilt and ill-desert in the recipient.
If crime is only a disease which needs cure, not sin which
deserves punishment, it cannot be pardoned. How can you
pardon a man for having a gumboil or a club foot? But the Humanitarian
theory wants simply to abolish ...
1 Comments, 10 Views,
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Do you sense that God is on your side? 7/15/2007
Do you sense that God is on your side?
On the very day I call to you for help, my enemies will retreat.
This I know: God is on my side. O God, I praise your word. Yes,
Lord, I praise your word. I trust in God, so why should I be
afraid? What can mere mortals do to me? I will fulfill my
vows to you, O God, and offer a sacrifice of thanks for your
help. For you have rescued me ...
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We Are to Seek Peace of Mind 7/15/2007
Suffering and sorrow seem to be necessary in the growth
of great souls. People who are nursed on ease and pleasure
are usually soft-fibered and weak. It often takes the storm
to develop peace in the heart.
In James Barrie’s “Margaret Ogilvy” there is a chapter
with the meaningful title “How My Mother Got Her Soft Face.”
The story relates how this ...
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Waiting On God 7/15/2007
We want God to help us and God wants to help us. The problem
is we are always in such a hurry for the answer or the solution.
Waiting on God requires a few things on our part. We need
faith. Why are you not willing to trust God for the answer.
Read and apply the word of God and it will go a long way in helping
with your faith. Our you humble, you will need to develop
humility ...
1 Comments, 13 Views,
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A ROSE THAT GOD CREATED 7/15/2007
God created the rose in the likeness of a woman. The rose
represents her beauty. The stem represents her strength.
The petals are soft as her delicate skin, the fragrance
so pure and so sweet. The leaves represent her arms outstretched,
always loving and giving and for perfection. He made her
heart of pure gold. Thank you God for making me a woman.
A certain man planted a rose and ...
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Teenage 's Owner Manual 7/15/2007
For those of us that have had the pleasure of raising teenage
girls you can relate for those of you that are coming up on
that monumental task below are some hints to help you out.
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a teenaged
. Please read this manual carefully, as it describes
the maintenance of your new , and answers important
questions about your warranty ...
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Romantic ideas and Tips for men & women who are in Love 7/15/2007
Romantic ideas and Tips for men & women who are in Love,
try a few of them, will share more as we get closer to Valentines
day, cheers.
Remember to say "I love you" and "I need
you" often.
Walk hand in hand in the rain.
Write a love poem.
Call a radio station and dedicate a favorite song.
Write "I Love You" in lipstick or shaving ...
2 Comments, 9 Views,
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Murphy's Law Or Are They 7/15/2007
Some of murphy's laws that you don't always read
or hear about, cheers.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The ...
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Italian Pasta Diet, It Really Works 7/15/2007
1.. You walka pasta da bakery.
2.. You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
1 Comments, 13 Views,
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You are Everything To Somebody! 7/15/2007
I encourage those who didn’t yet find their soul mate or
those who think no one care about them to read well 
You are Everything To Somebody!
· someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you
· someone cares about you · someone misses you · someone wants to talk to you · someone wants to be with you · someone hopes you aren’t in trouble · someone is ...
1 Comments, 12 Views,
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On The Lighter Side 7/15/2007
One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather
sad. She told her mother, "roger proposed to me an
hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her
mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't
even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied,
"Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll
show him just how wrong he is."
2 Comments, 6 Views,
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Funnies To Share With You 7/15/2007
Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit
their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found
in high school essays. These excerpts are published each
year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here
are last year's winners.
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its
two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts ...
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Definitions 7/15/2007
Read Slowly, some of these may take a few seconds to soak
in, hahahahaha.
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
ECLIPSE: What a ...
1 Comments, 13 Views,
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"Church Bulletin Bloopers" 7/15/2007
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences
actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced
in church Services:
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking
tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all
the way from Africa.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
chance to get rid ...
2 Comments, 20 Views,
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