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Black And White (Those Under 40, Never Mind, haha) 5/20/2006
Black and White Poem
You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go;
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."
Depending on the channel you tuned,
You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June;
It felt so good. It felt so right,
Life looked better in black and white.
I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys,
Dennis the ...
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gas prices 4/22/2006
sign this petition to lower gas prices
ITS LEGIT i got it off of channel 7 action news
http://bigchurch.com
if you cant get it off that site click on this site
http://bigchurch.com
PS give it to everyone u know
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Easter 4/16/2006
When Easter comes, so does spring,
bringing new life to the world.
The butterfly adorns the fields as it
gracefully waves to the world.
The beautiful flowers paint the
wind with their amazing fragrance.
As the birds prepare their nest,
they harmonize while singing
the joys of spring and new life.
Just as the spring rains water the
trees ...
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It Was The Night Before Easter 4/16/2006
Twas the night before Easter. All was calm and laid back.
Fred, the mouse in the kitchen, snarfed down a late snack.
The eggs were all dyed but still drippy and sticky...
To be honest, they looked just a little bit icky.
There were big jelly beans, chocolate bunnies and such,
And as Fred stuffed his face, he sighed, "This is too
much!"
Phil and Rose were in bed watching late ...
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In This Day And Age We All Need To Learn To Use Our Heads 4/15/2006
To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use
your heart.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; if he betrays
you twice, it is your fault.
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses ...
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One Liners 4/14/2006
Microsoft Windows: Proof that P.T. Barnum was correct.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful
old people are works of art.
The tongue weighs practically nothing, but so few people
can hold it.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
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My Online Friends 4/12/2006
I have a little group of friends,
As dear as they can be.
I love them all, but sad to say,
Most I'll never get to see.
The only claim I have is that
When I feel sad, alone or blue,
I get on line,
Play wav's and chat.
And maybe find someone who feels it too.
They give love
And support,
Opinions and such,
Which I can take or ponder much,
But sometimes I round ...
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Why Our Country Is In Trouble. 4/11/2006
A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples
of why our country is in trouble!
1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat
so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near
the window.
2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted
to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the
flight and the passport information, ...
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The Silent Treatment 4/2/2006
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the
man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for
an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the
first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece
of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left
it where he knew she would ...
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Your Cheating Heart 3/30/2006
Your cheating heart just hurt me so,
In ways you'll probably never know.
I held your love so close to me,
First time we kissed, by that oak tree.
I thought was then, that I had found,
A love to be, on solid ground.
How wrong I was, to think this true,
Now that I know, there's someone new.
There are many lessons, to be learned,
From this heart of ...
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I Was Diagnosed With A. A. A. D. D. 3/22/2006
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my
lawn. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at
my car and Decide my car needs washing. As I start toward
the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table,
that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go
through ...
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Top 10 signs the pilot is drunk 2/27/2006
Top Ten Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk 10. Introduces himself
as "Captain Morgan" 9. You open overhead luggage
compartment and find him taking a nap. 8. Giggles anytime
someone says, "cockpit" 7. Your flight from
New York to Chicago takes 16 hours on the interstate. 6.
He agrees to go hunting with dick Cheney. 5. Announces plane
will be circling until he's sober enough to land. 4.
When you hit ...
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Driving in New York 2/27/2006
not to be taken seriously:
Rules for Driving in New York City
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* When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow
oncoming traffic to pass.
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* Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless he flings himself
under the wheels of your car.
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* The first parking space you see will be the last parking
space you see. Grab it.
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* ...
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another date at the movies!!!! 2/26/2006
Hello people .
thank you for the responses.
<br>
I just got back from a date and the fella got very upset with
me because I didnt give him a kiss or hug or hold his hand in
the movie theatre. he got mad at me and told me that I was an
unafectionate person!
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What do you think about that?
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You Don't Need To Get Discouraged 2/23/2006
I know from reading your blogs, seeing the emails that you
send me, my own experiences, etc. it is very easy to get discouraged.
Many times I have to remind myself with what I am about to
share with you.
I want you to think about a scenario. I come over to your home
for your birthday. I bring you over a thousand presents.
I promise you that one of them contains a check for 1, 000, ...
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The Ten Commandments 2/21/2006
Can you imagine what a scarcity of news there would be if
everybody obeyed the Ten Commandments?
Some would say the world would be boring others would enjoy
it. A breath of fresh air so to speak. What side are you on?
What do you think?
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Out Of The Mouth's Of Babes 2/20/2006
Can you imagine yourself to be the person that is
sitting at his desk grading these papers, all the
while trying to keep a straight face and maintain your composure?
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PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING.
IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS
HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
TEST. WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW ...
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To Have a Friend, Be a Friend 2/5/2006
There is an even more important factor–the most
fundamental one. Nearly 2, 000 years ago, Jesus showed
that the key to success in all human relations is unselfish
love. He taught: “Just as you want men to do to you,
do the same way to them.” (Luke 6:31) This teaching
has come to be known as the Golden Rule. Yes, the only way
to have real friends is to be an unselfish, ...
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Drinking, Smoking, and Gambling 2/1/2006
Are there any scriptures out there that cover the meat and
potatoes of Christianity concerning drinking alcoho,
smoking, and gambling?
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happiness 1/31/2006
HAPPINESS IS JUST A STATE OF MIND WITHIN THE REACH OF EVERYONE
WHO TAKES THE TIME TO BE KIND.
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why people tell lies 1/31/2006
The reason why people tell lie is because the devil still
very much influences men as long as this earth remain. when
Christ shall come to establish his Kingdom there shall
be no lies. and as many as genuiely Have christ finds it difficult
to tell lies. There is no use telling lies because lies can
only give you a temporal conform that will later be visited
by a greater trouble and ...
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Don't wait until the hour of battle 1/28/2006
"The reason why many fail in battle is because they
wait until the hour of battle. The reason why others succeed
is because they have gained their victory on their knees
long before the battle came...Anticipate your battles;
fight them on your knees before temptation comes, and you
will always have victory.”
Torrey, R.A
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How Get Stunning Date Hair! 1/16/2006
There are many misconceptions about hair and its care.
Once one knows the truth, the solution for hair challenges
becomes logical, not a hidden secret to be discovered.
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The most widely held misconception concerning hair is
that is alive, and, therefore, its condition can be 'permanently'
altered by using some newly discovered commercial potion.
The truth is that hair is only ...
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"No Sex"!! 1/4/2006
Why is it so hard to find a man that believes and follow allof
god'd rules?
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Whay do they follow so and totally dis regard the others?
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I am looking for a man that respect the " No Sex Before
Marriage Rule". Unfortunately I'm getting
the idea that he does not exisit!
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I am divorced and have a 13 year old . I am interested in ...
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HAZARDOUS MATERIAL INFORMATION SHEET 1/1/2006
Hazardous Materials Information Sheet
ELEMENT: Women
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SYMBOL: Wo
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DISCOVERER: Adam
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ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from
40-200kg
<br>
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
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PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
<br>
Surface usually covered in painted film
<br>
Boils at nothing; freezes w/o ...
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When to start Dating agian... 12/30/2005
When to start dating agian. I myself have six .
i have been single and divorced now almost 7 years. I took
the first year and read every book i could get ahold of on
divorce and how it hurts for myself and my . Now
since my were at different ages it effected them
all different. My childrens ages at the time was 10, 9, 6, 3and
new born. I waited to date cause i wanted to make sure my ...
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Differance 12/27/2005
Why is it that so much of society is trying to make us all the
same? Why is History such a hot topic of debate in schools
and colleges?
These are but two questions I find running through my head.
I think most of society is trying to level the playing field.
This is dangerous.
The fact is each and every person is different is good. Schools
no longer grade elementry students with A, ...
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LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE...EVEN WHEN IT HURTS 12/24/2005
“Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom
of heaven. Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be
comforted. Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit
the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled. Blessed are the merciful, for they
will be shown mercy. Blessed are the pure in heart, for they
will see God. Blessed ...
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when we improve ourselves 12/20/2005
when we spend more time trying to improve ourselves and
look less at people's fualt, and instead try to understand
them, we will always have good relationship. This should
be the christian attitude we should covet
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Rules we sometimes forget. Only 5 but many more. 12/16/2005
1=Great love always involve great risks. 2=Never bring
up the past. 3=Silence is sometime the best answer. 4=Be
open to changed but never let go of your own values. 5=My
favourite of all=Your love for each other exceeds your
need for each other.
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