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A man and His Hammer One day down by the river a man who was building a dock dropped his hammer into the swift river. He CRIED out, "Oh Lord, Help Me , What shall I do. I cannot finish my work and will not be paid!" The LORD appeared and reached his hand into the River. He Lifts out a Solid Gold Hammer with a Handle woven in Soft leather, He asks the Man, IS THIS YOUR HAMMER?The man replied, "No Lord that is not my Hammer." The LORD reaches again into the River and this time pulls up a Solid Platinum Hammer with Inset of Diamonds, Emeralds, and Many Precious stones for the handle. He asks Him, "Is this your hammer?" The man replied, "No." The Lord then reaches into the River again and pulls out the poor carpenters old hammer from the water and says, "I am pleased that your were honest with your Lord, Here is your hammer. And for your goodness, keep all 3 hammers!" The man Thanks the Lord for returning his hammer. Many years Later he was walking along the River with his wife and the bank was wet and she slipped into river and the Old man Cries out, "Oh Lord, Help me my wife has slipped into river and disappeared under the water!" The Lord again appears to the old man. He reaches into the River and pulls out Angelina Jolie and asks, "Is this your wife?" The old man replies, "Yes LORD it is!" The Lord was displeased and asked him, "Why is it that you lie to me my ?" The old man explains, "Well Lord I did not mean to lie or deceive you but, the last time with the Hammers you made me take all three, and now I am an old man, I am lucky to handle one wife. ---- I cannot take home three wives for being truthful." 
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11/2/2007 7:09 pm |
Very funny!! 
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