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Blogs > Peaches671 > All Love is Sweet...


Peaches671 57F
42 posts
8/25/2010 5:15 pm
"a woman without her man is nothing
An English professor wrote the words
"a woman without her man is nothing"
on the board, and directed the students to puncuate it correctly.

The men in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women in the class wrote:
A woman: without her, man is nothing."


hazelpride 53F
303 posts
8/26/2010 3:58 am

 Good one lol


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. ) 67M

8/26/2010 10:35 am

 We want our ribs back!
Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. ) 67M

8/26/2010 10:42 am

 P.S. All I want to know is if I can rent a room from (((((((Gloria)))))) ah ah ah and can we go camping and make Smores.........

Was the Professor a man or a woman and did he grade on curves?
Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


TwoCents 77F
2510 posts
8/26/2010 1:27 pm
    Quoting  :
How do you know if a blond man has been on your word processor?

All the keys on the keyboard have lower case letters written on them.
What were the bungee jumping blond man's last words?
"I always tie the cord that way."

Why did the blond man miss his flight?
He was just getting to the airport, so he went to Arrivals.

Why did the blond man miss his second flight?
He was sure Gate C-3 was after gate B-2 which should have been after A-1.

Why were there no great blond male gunfighters in the old west?
They went broke having to buy a new gun after every six shots

How do you kill a blond man?
Tell him to read the bumper sticker on the front of a truck.

How do you confuse a blond man?
Tell him to alphabetically sort Social Security Numbers.

Why couldn't the blond man go on a coffee break?
They didn't have Double Mocha Latte Decaf with Almond Essence in the vending machine.

Why did the blond man get thrown out of the truck stop?
He ordered a Double Mocha Latte Decaf with Almond Essence.

Why did the blond man argue with the maitre de?
The waiter said, 'Are you dining alone tonight sir?' and dozens of other people were already there.

Why did the blond man move?
He heard on the news that a home invasion crime may happen where you live.

Live like there's no tomorrow
Laugh when you feel like crying
Love like you've never been hurt


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. ) 67M

8/27/2010 8:03 am

 Just tell them they win, Drifter, or you will never hear the end of it!
Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ