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his4ever2007 72F
1121 posts
8/7/2010 4:32 pm
The Hotel Bill.............


A husband and wife were traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George . Being Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.

The husband exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells the man that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. The man insist's on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference Centrex that were available for them to use'.

But we didn't use them," the man said.

'Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that they could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the man said.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the man replied,"But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gave up and agreed to pay.

He wrote out a check and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir, this check is only made out for $50.00."

''That's correct the husband says. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

The husband says, "Well, too bad, she was here, and you could have."

FAITH...Even when I can't see, I still believe.


HeavenlySights 71F

8/7/2010 10:10 pm

hehehehe!


his4ever2007 72F

8/7/2010 11:14 pm

    Quoting  :

Ya know Thomas, I like and respect you too and so now I am going to give you my opinion....not about the joke and not necessarily about you....just an overall opinion.

I have been here for nearly 4 years, and in that time I have written a lot of different things. I opened my heart when I was in the deepest pain a person can ever be in and wrote what I was feeling inside after losing the love of my life. Not from a silly lovers arguement, or a misunderstanding but to death. I wrote about how God's sweet love brought me through that time. I wrote about my mama, the rock in my life and the suffering that she has gone through, but God just keeps blessing her with strenghth. I wrote words of encouragement to many that were suffering also, prayed on the magazine with many who wrote in requests.

I don't write like that anymore, at least not right now, and you know why? Not just because of you but to many here, including myself at times I am sure, are to fanatical, to critical, to judgemental, to arrogant when they write. They believe what they write is the truth no matter what. I feel that half the people here write because they are looking for an arguement. They aren't happy unless they set at least one person off for the day. It's ridiculous really.

Maybe when everyone can put their differences aside and just write about how wonderful God has been to them, the good things that has happened because of an answer to prayer, then I will start writing things like I used to.

Honestly, my posting a joke is no different than everyone here getting the details of a marriage that did not work, and I am not pointing a finger because there have been several on this site that did not work but we didn't need to know reasons why.

I apologize if you were or are offended.

FAITH...Even when I can't see, I still believe.


his4ever2007 72F

8/7/2010 11:18 pm

    Quoting  :

Well, we can't make everyone happy...so I sort of said in my reply to Thomas. It would be nice if the arguements ended and everyone was in agreement but honestly...I don't see it happening in the near future. Actually, don't see it happening until we are all together in Heaven! Blessings to you...M

FAITH...Even when I can't see, I still believe.


his4ever2007 72F

8/7/2010 11:19 pm

Hi Pat, was thinking about maybe talking tomorrow evening after work...sound good? Have a blessed Sunday morning...M

FAITH...Even when I can't see, I still believe.


his4ever2007 72F

8/8/2010 7:26 am

    Quoting  :

Now you see Thomas, you took what I wrote exactly the wrong way....personal and towards you, which I said...I am not pointing a finger. And, I am not offended by anything you have written here nor are my feelings hurt.

You did however say something that I tried to make a point of. You said that if you had written specifics about your marriage you would have done so according to scripture, and that is all fine and wonderful but what I was saying is that some here, no names, post and post and post and all they do is post scripture this and scripture that and I am not sure it really means anything to them. I can post just as many scriptures as anybody and I can get an arguement about it started just as quick as anybody. It doesn't impress me how many scriptures one can print, what would impress me is if everyone agreed and didn't fight over the meaning.

I am not going to give you a scripture as to whether posting my joke was right or wrong and I am not going to ask for an apology, you have an opinion and I am good with that.

FAITH...Even when I can't see, I still believe.


HeavenlySights 71F

8/8/2010 9:30 am

    Quoting his4ever2007:
    Hi Pat, was thinking about maybe talking tomorrow evening after work...sound good? Have a blessed Sunday morning...M
Hi Marianne, I'm off to church in a bit and for awhile and sure, evening's fine. I'll write you here!


his4ever2007 72F

8/8/2010 12:35 pm

    Quoting  :

But not everyone knows me the way you do, nor will they because that is my choice. And yes, I will do what I am doing right now...laughing, because it makes me feel good. With all that has gone on in my family of recent I really need to just sit and laugh, so, I am

Ya know K..I am not asking for anyone to say that what I write or use to write was beautiful, it doesn't matter. I always wrote what I was feeling in my heart but we know that there was always someone there critisizing, or finding fault, or disagreeing for the sake of an arguement, etc, and after a while it just gets depressing and is hard to put the effort out if your heart isn't in it.

I know that things I post aren't going to please everyone but neither do things others post.

Love and prayers...and mama is doing better, maybe moving from re-hab in a week..M

FAITH...Even when I can't see, I still believe.


his4ever2007 72F

8/9/2010 12:39 pm

    Quoting  :

Sienna, Thank you for letting me be who I am...ME. I do what I do and write what I write my way, but as I said I do what I feel in my heart and I always try my hardest to not hurt anyone. I'm a pretty straight-forward person, always have been, am not afraid to say what I think or believe and am quick to apologize if needed.

Lately with all that has been going on in my family it seems God is leading me many different directions each day, and it's ok...I always have someplace to go!!

You are one that I truly enjoying reading, you have been blessed with a good head on your shoulders Blessings, Marianne

FAITH...Even when I can't see, I still believe.


onamisionfromgod 58M
1317 posts
8/15/2010 3:46 pm

ooooooooooo i got deleted....the room has suddenly become dark.

i see a light i think....


his4ever2007 72F

8/15/2010 8:48 pm

    Quoting onamisionfromgod:
    ooooooooooo i got deleted....the room has suddenly become dark.

    i see a light i think....
You got deleted? I see you just fine.

FAITH...Even when I can't see, I still believe.


onamisionfromgod 58M
1317 posts
8/18/2010 8:40 am

oh...i see we are playing a game are we?????

i will have you know that i am a master of psycology so long as i am dealing with people less inteligent than myself.

but of course there are those times that i deal with people that are my intelectual equals,in which case i am just so so at psycology.


his4ever2007 72F

8/18/2010 12:22 pm

Sorry mission man, I dont have time to play games nor do I have time to figure out what it is your trying to say to me here because I am not a master of psych.

FAITH...Even when I can't see, I still believe.


onamisionfromgod 58M
1317 posts
8/20/2010 8:38 am

    Quoting his4ever2007:
    Sorry mission man, I dont have time to play games nor do I have time to figure out what it is your trying to say to me here because I am not a master of psych.


his4ever2007 72F

8/20/2010 11:24 am

You may find it funny, I do not. If something is bothering you or you have something to say to me just say it. That's the way I do it, no beating around the bush. As I said, no time for game playing so if you have nothing to say I will consider this conversation ended.

FAITH...Even when I can't see, I still believe.